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Tag: snow
the thicket (2024)
The most polarizing film of the decade!
blisters: the story of a demon summoning finger snapper (1967)
An amazing epic of incredible scope! And ancient gods! And the P.E.N.I.S!
Who is Touching My Thigh There is No One Else Here (1991) Eros! Ghosts! Dinner!
Now with more things you’ve never heard of!
longlegs (2024)
Longlegs, you son of a bitch, I had such hopes for you. I unashamedly love Nic Cage and Maika Monroe can really wet my whistle and in general I think Oz Perkins makes sound movies (I quite liked Gretel and Hansel) and the blurbs and bites made this sound like it was going to scare …
knuckleball (2018)
When we were in our late teens and early 20s we would go illegally buy beer and “wahoo” old tennis balls from the nearby tennis club and then go somewhere and drink beer and play “ home run derby” and see who hit the most balls - say - over that house across the street …
letters to satan claus (2020)
It’s that time of year again! Yay! Gathering around and hanging out in the snow and toasting our nuts and warming cockles and opening presents and candy canes and cookies and ornaments and making dinner out of someone and sledding and tinsel and fun hats and snowmans and a warm fireplace and mittens and that …
true detective season four
How do I start this? “TD1” (see how lazy I am?) is really one of my favorite seasons of non movie theater film-ing ever. It’s real, it’s dirty, it’s arcane and the flippy floppy way they show how everything that happened was done super well. Like hey man I LOVED it. Season two had no …
christmassacre (aka secret santa) (2015)
Yeah. Well. Poop. I mean. Yeah. I - have you -. Hmmm. I suppose every movie is someone’s favorite movie, right? The person that made it? The person that got their big break? The person that had to act like he or she is a smoker for that outside on the porch shot? The person …
mother krampus (2017)
By my tally I started this place about three years ago this month and I’ve enjoyed doing Christmas shit out here. I still haven’t saved enough money to actually manufacture and sell Film Miasma Christmas Cheer merch but I’m sure one day my ship will come in, right? One thing that I have cracked myself …
eric undead 