Toy kills people, producers get the last laugh!
Toy kills people, producers get the last laugh!
[insert The Matrix joke here, watch as your friends and random readers die laughing at your hysterical wit] [and charm] [and good looking facial features that cause other people’s bodies to perfume themselves in attraction] HAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS, RIGHT???!! OH GODDAMN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!! The Oracle!!! Christ!! Crap!! That’s funnier than when I got drunk and tied …
Recently, I was transferring a bunch of my old collectibles - stop. I'm one of those guys that finds it hard to throw things away. Not trash or garbage or anything, but things that leave an imprint on me or I might leave an imprint on after I'm gone and someone will see it and …
First off and most importantly - how have I never heard of this thing? I kind of like to pride myself on 70s drive-in sleaze filth 'ploitation etc movies but this was a total surprise. Who was hiding this from me my whole life? And, if you ever identify yourself, I'm mad at you. I …
Yep. Here we go. I mght as well go ahead and get this out of the way - avoid this movie and post if you don't like: murder, sex, the 70s, coffins, saxophones, pop top beers, sliding glass patio doors, snap button shirts and, well, that old school boy fantasy turned into sleazy movie about …