(the casual or discerning reader might be careful with this post) Once upon a time a man (or woman) was sitting in a cave there minding their own business when this thing crawled on them and he or she went UNK UNK INKIM OOM OOK OMK and touched it and the spider bit them and …
Bitch Slap. That movie that came out on DVD back when you had to upconvert DVDs to HD. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?! The barbarity. The movie that came out when you had to rent DVDs. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?? A lost time. Do you remember when they started using screens again and just photo-ing the …
Continue reading bitch slap (2009): green screens, decolletage and kevin sorbo’s head
I started watching this thing when it first came out so over a year ago and it was so uninteresting that I quit it one night and really forgot about it until I was finishing up some ‘continue watchings’ so my OCD would shut the fuck up and there was this thing just sitting there …
While I normally spend a few days writing, spellchecking and adding commas to my shitty intros to my crappy posts, I HAVE to get this out of the way now, before I forget I found it or before I forget where I was going with my brains. Here: OK - that's over with. Now I …
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