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the gateway (2021)

On January 17, 2022January 16, 2022 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED10 Comments

I would like to start this thing off by saying that I really like Shea Wigham. And then I want to add that I'm quite fond of Olivia Munn and think Frank Grillo's pretty good too, for the most part of what I've seen him in. I can also take Bruce Dern in certain doses …

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the bloody ballad of squirt reynolds (2018)

On January 12, 2022January 10, 2022 By eric undeadIn FUCK YEAH SON!5 Comments

Aside from holding the golden cup for BEST MOVIE TITLE EVER stenciled in it, this 8 minute movie lived up to its Film Miasma AwardTM and I totally loved it. As it goes, some wimpy kid, in the 70s, had a lip deformity so he hid his face behind a plastic Burt Reynolds mask, complete …

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get into the octagon: kung fu hustle (2004) v shang-chi (2021)

On January 10, 2022January 9, 2022 By eric undeadIn THE OCTAGON6 Comments

I have an idea in my brains about how I want this to work but, we'll see if that plays out. In a traditional type of tournament bracket you have a bunch of shit on the left and a bunch of shit on the right and they converge in the middle to denote a champion …

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black christmas (2019)

On December 21, 2021December 9, 2023 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED, SLASHERS AND CHICKS!6 Comments

*Here's a Film Miasma Christmas Cheer Post From the PastTM in honor of this most beautiful season of giving* *Plus I was reading this the other week and liked what I did here* The lovely Imogen Poots returns to me, nicely wrapped up a slinky Christmas outfit and some bangs. This time around, I follow …

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paranormal activity next of kin (2021)

On December 17, 2021December 16, 2021 By eric undeadIn FILM MIASMA CHRISTMAS CHEER7 Comments

Hello! While this is not technically a movie about the Christmas Spirit, it's set in the snow and I can lump it into my Wintertime Spectacular. Blah blah yawn yawn shut my lips already but I don't care if it's a sequel or a seventh or even a ninth - I just want to be …

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old (2021)

On November 26, 2021November 23, 2021 By eric undeadIn THEY ALMOST MADE IT TO THE HAPPY ENDING…11 Comments

I want to start off by saying that I'm not clever enough or forward thinking enough to have done this really on purpose. I usually watch something and then it takes me at least a couple of weeks to turn something around. I'll have to start it, add to it, end it, re-read it, edit …

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prom night iii: the last kiss (1990)

On September 3, 2021September 2, 2021 By eric undeadIn CRAP10 Comments

NOTE: I WROTE THIS POST A WHILE BACK AND IF ANYONE ACTUALLY READS THIS OR MAKES IT PAST THE THIRD IMAGE, YOU'LL NOTICE SOME TIME AND DATE IRREGULARITIES. hmmmmm - I guess I blew my wad at finding one of those nicely sized pictures for this theme's featured image. I could have always just used …

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yellowbrickroad (2010)

On August 16, 2021August 15, 2021 By eric undeadIn CRAP13 Comments

I was going to use this spot to try and write something about that new(ish) Army of the Dead movie that I liked and as I sat here thinking about what I could type up, I couldn't really think of anything. It was good. It's Zack Snyder. Some of it is stupid and some of …

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assault on precinct 13 (1976)

On June 25, 2021June 23, 2021 By eric undeadIn THEY ALMOST MADE IT TO THE HAPPY ENDING…11 Comments

I realize that poster isn't in my native English but I love the graphic. I also figure I should preface this with a few things - let it be known this really is one of my favorite Carpenter movies. I don't know how well it's known or unknown outside of the people I run around …

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wander (2020)

On May 17, 2021May 16, 2021 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED4 Comments

Let's see here - what are we addressing today? My horrible typing skills? No. My constant war with The Arrogant Comma? I see that's not on the agenda. How - no matter what I think of it, people have the desire to use pronouns in their auto signature at work? Jesus Fucking Christ. From here …

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