SPOILERS SPOILERS Well shit. I feel like the first trailer for this excellent and creepy AF looking movie came out at my old job - like maybe in 2018 or so? It looked so bad ass and maybe we’d get something sooooooo good for the first time in a long time and was this by …
I'm going to come out and say this here at the start - this movie isn't any good. It's really not and while I watched this by myself I kept asking myself what just happened because either the editing was that bad or there was no continuity or they were just filming shit to get …
There's someone inside your house! Watch your ass! Who's in there?? Is it yooooooooooooooooooooooooou, Tom? Is it my mom? Is it my neighbor from across the street? Is it the Schwab's street meat guy? Is it the lady who works at the dog food store and delivers our dog food from time to time? Is …
Before we start - I thought I would mention that I'm thinking of tinkering with the titles of my posts, mainly because I think it would be funny. At least in my head and to give a little synopsis before you start reading.... and by that I mean open the thing and see how dumb …
The other day when I was looking for something to watch I came across this thing. I had never seen it and the only thing I knew about it was where I read someone (I honestly don't remember who or when) but (I think) it was someone I like and respect and they (I'm pretty …
WOW - this movie really stunk. And before you silently judge me, it's not because there were no boobs - there were a few sets of them - they were man boobs and it's not because of that. I AM a man who likes the female figure - I do - I have my whole …
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You know what's irritating? If you're going to look this up, it's listed as a TV show in Hulu's In The Dark series , so you have to go dig around to find out the year it was actually released to go into your big time title of your post. Know what else? NO ONE …
Ugh. Well, maybe. I don't know -did we need this movie? I mean - I like Wheatley's shit. I think. For the most part. He knows his way around how to make a movie. His practical effects team are the real fucking shit when it comes to grotesque and butthole sphincter puckering gnarliness. Did he …
This thing popped up one day as something I'd like to watch - presumably because I searched for drive-in movies - underneath the title were the words 'cult classic' and 'abel ferrara' followed by (or maybe before) the numbers '1981'. I will say that I was put off by those words as well as those …
Amazon really, really, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanted me to rent this movie. Every time I turn(ed) it on to see what I would have to do over my breakfast eggs (or pie) before I started applying for my jobs, this was there - RENT THIS it lusted, RENT THIS it stroked me, RENT THIS it …
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