Two chicks steal car. Then steal another one: land in some big ass trouble.
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becky (2020)
I'm reposting this old thing because I just watched it again so I could be thorough and watched the sequel and we might as well keep things orderly plus we can see how far or worse I've become as a writer since early 2021. SPOILER: I’m not any better now. *** ** THIS POST IS …
red christmas (2016)
**this is a holiday tradition around here, for this holiday anyway. This was my first-ish post out here (look how short it is) and while it’s not a super great movie at all (and, traditionally, not a good piece of writing), I get exactly one hit or view or whatever per week from china using …
we summon the darkness (2020)
I’ve been having some real trouble figuring out how to start this piece and then I was driving to work today and it hit me. Yay for me! I was listening to a radio station called ‘hair nation’ which plays a bunch of 80s and 90s rock - which I like a lot of but …
the menu (2022)
PAGE 1 PREP: 1 TBSP Parsley1TBSP Cayenne1 TBSP Cumin (Comino)1Tsp Coarse Ground Black Pepper3 TBSP Iodized Salt4 Quarts thawed Green Chiles, seeds in1 Liver (human)3 cans Hot 'Ro-tel'2 Lbs diced prime rib3 Lb diced carrot2 Lb diced Idaho potato Oh wait. That's a fucking recipe not a menu item. Shitting Christ, I'm an idiot. I …
to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn
Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …
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run sweetheart run, don’t worry darling and a look into the life of an eyebrow actor
Run Sweetheart Run: a female takes a client out to dinner. He’s charming! She’s comely! He lives in a nice mansion! She lives with her baby in an apartment! They go skating! He hates dogs! He’s peachy skinned and rich as fuck! She has darker skin and is currently- um - well - hey - …
fatman (2020)
*this is a re-post tradition here at film miasma until I watch something Christmas-y that I like better* (it also looks like I originally put this out on Christmas Eve so there’s that) Do you hate Mel Gibson? Are you old enough to remember the things he did before he said those things that he …
better watch out (2016) and our 2022 wrapping paper ( ! )
It’s Christmas time right?? *clickity clickity click click* yep - looks like it! Is that why I watched this *checks brains* yep! Here we have a - shit! I need to go make our 2022 wrapping paper! Fuck! I’ll be back. *leaves* *Comes back a week later tangled in measuring tape and knicked with stick …
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on the line (2022)
On The Line - a movie where Mel Gibson plays a gruff and angry 'shock', in the middle of the night, radio host. He's angry! He's pissed! He's got something to say! Don't call him if you're fucking stupid! Right! Got it! Do you understand?! YOU GOT IT?? He's edgy! He's gruff! He'll eat your …