Man with the loudest voice in history offers evil women money in fifty dollar increments. Makes his getaway in a station wagon.
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antlers (2021)
SPOILERS SPOILERS Well shit. I feel like the first trailer for this excellent and creepy AF looking movie came out at my old job - like maybe in 2018 or so? It looked so bad ass and maybe we’d get something sooooooo good for the first time in a long time and was this by …
the bloody ballad of squirt reynolds (2018)
Aside from holding the golden cup for BEST MOVIE TITLE EVER stenciled in it, this 8 minute movie lived up to its Film Miasma AwardTM and I totally loved it. As it goes, some wimpy kid, in the 70s, had a lip deformity so he hid his face behind a plastic Burt Reynolds mask, complete …
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wander (2020)
Let's see here - what are we addressing today? My horrible typing skills? No. My constant war with The Arrogant Comma? I see that's not on the agenda. How - no matter what I think of it, people have the desire to use pronouns in their auto signature at work? Jesus Fucking Christ. From here …
arkansas (2020)
Going into this movie you probably need to be aware of a few things: 1 - this is based off of a book published by McSweeney's. If you're not familiar with McSweeney's, they used to be a small periodical that published relatively unknown authors a couple of times a year, sometimes more well known folks …