In this movie a lumbering man is seen from behind, walking through the woods for maybe 45 of the first 70 minutes. It is not 45 minutes straight but 45 minutes here and there of him walking through the woods. It is clever - a take on the slow moving Jason Vorhees plodding along in …
Here's the thing I wanted to post about before my breakdown the other day after I ate the fried alligator. "We called that a salvo back when men were men." advises my beloved grandpa from beyond his grave. "A salvo. Men don't break down." "I'm not like that," I reply. "My dad didn't go to …
Here's how my brains work. I watched Hello Mary Lou (Prom Night 2) again the other week because I really like that movie and wanted to write about how I want to kiss on it and maybe grope it a little bit even if it is Canadian and was thinking about what I could do …
For today, we'll take a break from our scheduled (Slumber Party) offering and, instead, throw this thing into our rendering pile because: It's a holiday in the country where I live and I've noticed that no one ever really pokes around out here unless they're fucking off at work so: It's likely no one or …
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