What we have today is a 16 minute short horror by the good folks at Alter. Am I ever going to do this again? I really don’t know, it depends on the level of work this requires of me to do this on my phone. Typing on this contraption isn’t really the problem but I …
I got out here before and went on about how I like a good Western. Now - I'm no Western fanatic or purist or something of that shit - I'm from the Midwest (US) -or, really - the MidSouth - and I can appreciate movies about small towns and small town people and small town …
I suppose this could have crept into our witches in the woods offering a few weeks ago but - I'm too lazy to do any quick writing so, well, it didn't. Plus I started working on another multi-week project that I'm kind of proud of myself with but I still have a lot of polishing …
Hippies, astrology, pot, flowers in your hair, free love, Paganism, swirling camera shots, blorp-blorp-blorp sound effects – and the Tarot reading witch, of course. Sadly, I don't find this as appealing or entertaining as some of the other things that will show /or bare their faces around here, but it gave me some nice nostalgia of the …
First off I would like to put on the record that the 'featured image' for this theme is a landscape picture I found out there involved with this movie and I threw my own title on it - so that's not their font or log line. Second, since the posters I could find to go …
I have never made one single, feeble attempt to hide the fact that I have always been a big fan of chicks - especially those ladies I grew up looking at when I wasn't supposed to be old enough to (fucking U.S. prudes) so I just want to get this out of the way before …
I’m not totally sure what there is to say about this thing. The premise? A bunch of obese men are in a reality TV contest to see who can lose the most weight and win 1 million dollars. As they barely try to compete, some guy eats some shit, another guy fantasizes about a shirtless …
Well, team, here we are - our last entry in this year's amazing spring theme (I think - there might be one more I can squeeze in here before the sun coms out and bakes us into curly, little pastas) (maybe) (more on that later) (maybe). These have been fun to write and I liked …
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Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. MM HMM. Yeah baby. Fuck yeah, son. This is my kind of movie. I know some folks expect me to fawn over things with boobs galore - granted, that's deserving praise - and this has none - but this is what I like. Bloody? Yep. Not too serious? Yep. A Finnish dude in the …
HMMMMM - how do we approach this thing? Is it good? Uh... Is it bad? Uh... How about this: How do you fuck up a horror movie? I can think of a couple of ways. One - you date its sister. A long time ago you, the brother and the sister all worked together as …
Continue reading charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 4: the lords of salem
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