What are we doing today? AAAHHH Fear Street 2 - the one in the 70s! This should be right up my poop chute, yes? Can I say that? Poop chute? I did do something recently where I tried to reintroduce the act of Goosing to a new generation of Good and Curious souls - I …
Today we shamefully present the first episode of our podcast where you can play a drinking game to how many times I use the word "SO" and the cicadas serenade us with their lovely August sounds of fury. This thing is audio and it's probably rated R for language but that's about it aside from …
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I was going to use this spot to try and write something about that new(ish) Army of the Dead movie that I liked and as I sat here thinking about what I could type up, I couldn't really think of anything. It was good. It's Zack Snyder. Some of it is stupid and some of …
Have you seen this? Are you familiar? I wonder what the readers of this place expect when they come here other than a bunch of nonsense? I really don't want to do big time studio movies although I do watch them for the most part. I take pride in myself for not ever watching those …
However many weeks ago, I was minding my own fucking business and reading some blogs - where most people might physically read them - ahem - and I saw a bunch or a few people post about this thing. My first thought was - what the fuck is this and what's with the shitty font …
Here's the thing I wanted to post about before my breakdown the other day after I ate the fried alligator. "We called that a salvo back when men were men." advises my beloved grandpa from beyond his grave. "A salvo. Men don't break down." "I'm not like that," I reply. "My dad didn't go to …
Coming hot on the tails of the less than fun or interesting The Seventh Day, Amazon figured I'd like this movie, I guess because I liked the last one so fucking much and Alexa cares about me. I do sometimes ask her why she hates me and she normally says I seem like a nice …
Here's how my brains work. I watched Hello Mary Lou (Prom Night 2) again the other week because I really like that movie and wanted to write about how I want to kiss on it and maybe grope it a little bit even if it is Canadian and was thinking about what I could do …
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSS!!! Boy did I get that picture wrong! I stink! And it's not even in my native English! I double stink! Guess what?? So does the movie in the title of this post! It stunk all the way around! A week or so ago before I started writing this it was the July 4 holiday …
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I first heard about this motherfucker movie over at my friend Cinema Schminema’s “FIRST FIVE” feature years and years ago… I don't think she checks or updates that site anymore but it's worth a try.... It’s so funny because she couldn’t finish it and a couple of months later I was in the grocery store, …
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