A FILM MIASMA RETROSPECTIVE! Will I be able to pull this off? (GUESS WHAT?? I DIDN'T!!) If there's one thing that can be said about Film Miasma is that I can't adhere to deadlines and I'm as fucking slow as they get. In my defense, it's college football season here in the place where I …
Continue reading when it’s time to party we will always party hard: the friday the 13th movies ~
Well, it's almost the big night! Will I have my big post I've been threatening people about ready? Knowing me - probably not. It's almost done but I have to finish it. And --> I'm so fucking slow, so there's that. Most importantly, I would like to call recognition to myself for putting the word …
Here we are and it's inching closer and closer to Halloween - I'm sure nobody even noticed or registered or cared or remembered that I'm working on a big post for the 31st. And, even if I do get it finished, it looks like it might be even longer than my usual shit so, if …
Let’s just start by saying that, aside from having the greatest titles I’ve ever seen – The Thingy is a miserable Belgian movie that is absolutely NOT fun at all and if I had that bazooka I’ve wanted for years to use on stupid automobile drivers, I would kablow this fucking thing right now and …
This movie is supposed to be about four hot chicks who go to a lake and get it on with each other and then are harassed by two different groups of men who want to have their way with them until they turn into witches and extract their revenge. That sounded promising and the movie even opened …
My BBFF Cinema Parrot Disco brought this movie to my attention some time ago and I thought it sounded pretty fantastic. A bunch of old dudes kicking the fuck out of a bunch of shitbird youths, probably the kind who invade your personal space at every fucking chance they get or the ones who have …
Did you catch what I did there in the title of this post? Did you? HMM? I'll let it in sink if for a minute before I continue. I would never at all consider myself to be a smart one but I think that's called an "acrostic'. Maybe. I think. The image above is from …
Why does it seem like every movie - or maybe it's just the movies I pick - but nothing EVER has the right sized landscape for this theme of mine and NEVER has something visually pleasing for the upper movie poster thing I pick for the top of these posts? I assume a bunch of …
Given the course of human events, this movie should be something I absolutely love. Bad acting, topless chicks, loads of blood, bottomless chicks, bad acting and a lot of spanking. I feel that I tolerate a lot, as I bear witness on this page, and I can deal with the bad shit, but this movie…. …
Here we are in October and - hrmmm - this is Halloween month and it's every little horror blog's desire to do something wonderful for the big scare night, right? One time in another blog life I did all of the Night ofs and Return ofs and Days of the Living Dead and that about …
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