A terrible load of Christmas bung!
Category: WORSE THAN THE DRAFT BEER SHITS
sister tempest (2020) not skibidi*
A terrible movie I hated.
death game (1977)
I'll start this one off by just flat out saying that I hated this movie almost from start to finish so if you like this one, just ignore this and don't block me if you already haven't. I've been blindly trying to weigh this on the scales of which I hated more - this or …
the eric undead crucible of shame: house of screaming glass (2024)
(There is a NSFW picture in this post) Today I am introducing a new feature that hopefully I don’t have to invoke very often but it is the Eric Undead Crucible of ShameTM where my body might need purification after sitting through something I found very unpleasant. And I don’t mean unpleasant like it was …
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the bad nun 3 (2024)
Well dang, what a load of shite and bollocks and even some arse. I remember when this project started I watched the first one of these and my findings were that it was “fucking terrible” but the second one was slightly better with no French people peeing and minutes upon minutes spent focusing on a …
children of the corn (2020 {or whatever})
At some point in my life and the life of this place I took it upon myself I subjected myself I pissed on my own grave I tried to jump the Snake River Canyon and my parachute caught on fire I paid for my Shames by watching all of the Children of the Corn movies …
muck (2015) sheeez
Remember the old days when you only had a couple of ways to watch something? (Many of you may not). There was the video store, local TV and maybe some cable or old timey satellite if you were lucky. Then we got Netflix DVDs and some streaming and iTunes was new. And improved! and gave …
to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn
Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …
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v/h/s 99 (2022)
I don’t think it’s a lie to say that I’ve set the bar pretty low for movie writin’ about, for point making or even for the use of punctuation, but this is my place so I can say what I wanno and have a beer and a cigar and get distracted and go play with …
aquaslash (2019)
I watched this thing maybe three days ago and I've been trying to think of ways to talk about it besides: well - if you really want to know look at the very bottom of this post I guess, so I don't spoil things. Since I really can't think of anything smart to say about …
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