Man eats oats and berries, farts his brains out!
Category: THEY ALMOST MADE IT TO THE HAPPY ENDING…
heart eyes (2025)
Organ grows eyeballs, neighborhoods live in terror! Jordana Brewster!
in a violent nature (2024)
In this movie a lumbering man is seen from behind, walking through the woods for maybe 45 of the first 70 minutes. It is not 45 minutes straight but 45 minutes here and there of him walking through the woods. It is clever - a take on the slow moving Jason Vorhees plodding along in …
longlegs (2024)
Longlegs, you son of a bitch, I had such hopes for you. I unashamedly love Nic Cage and Maika Monroe can really wet my whistle and in general I think Oz Perkins makes sound movies (I quite liked Gretel and Hansel) and the blurbs and bites made this sound like it was going to scare …
the first omen (2023)
Since we are effectively keeping a record here, I should put it on there that I’m really not familiar with this franchise that much aside from knowing it exists and that Gregory Peck was in one and Sam Neill was in one and I saw one with Liev Schrieber in it and the anti christ …
the wrath of becky (2023)
Using both the short and long term memory modules in my brains, I recall unfondly that I didn’t really care for the movie Becky and it even hurt my feelings a little that the folks who made Cooties did it because I love that one. I also really like Lulu Wilson and Kevin James for …
true detective season four
How do I start this? “TD1” (see how lazy I am?) is really one of my favorite seasons of non movie theater film-ing ever. It’s real, it’s dirty, it’s arcane and the flippy floppy way they show how everything that happened was done super well. Like hey man I LOVED it. Season two had no …
sole survivor (1984)
A woman awakes in the night screaming!! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" She says! She calls someone on the phone! A man, in bed, reaches across his lady's sleeping form and answers a rotary phone. "Someone's going to die, I seen it!" screams the lady. "Go back to sleep you drunken old bag!" hisses the man on the other …
totally killer (2023)
FINALLY a movie about lumbago. I guess maybe there’s been some before but none are coming to mind. In this one, the girl from the remake of the Sabrina Teenage Witch gets old and develops crippling sciatica so she goes back in time to keep herself from working that job where she stands on her …
we summon the darkness (2020)
I’ve been having some real trouble figuring out how to start this piece and then I was driving to work today and it hit me. Yay for me! I was listening to a radio station called ‘hair nation’ which plays a bunch of 80s and 90s rock - which I like a lot of but …
eric undead 