Woman makes daiquiris, rakes someone to death!
Woman makes daiquiris, rakes someone to death!
I want to just say this right now that I thought this movie was good fun and I liked it. I wish that they had left out the last four or five minutes but hey, it's their script and not mine so *shrugs* Now - where do we go from here? Actually, I need to …
Have you ever seen a movie that you liked? I’ll pause while you think about that for a good minute. It’s an important question. I mean, have you? I’ll come back. *one week or so later* Yes, you say? Great! Was it ———— THIS ONE???? Somewhere in this cemetery is a gravestone reading something like …
Continue reading the last enigma machine: scream bloody murder (2003)
WARNING! GRAPHIC NUDITY BELOW! Recently I thought I'd get to my basics and go with a nice slasher - a good, fun one in a camp where everyone wears cut off jean shorts, bikini tops, and a lot of them get speared through the gut or their sleeping bags get stuck to a motorboat propeller …
WOW - this movie really stunk. And before you silently judge me, it's not because there were no boobs - there were a few sets of them - they were man boobs and it's not because of that. I AM a man who likes the female figure - I do - I have my whole …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 7: slumber party massacre (2021)
So, uh, er, wow. Have you ever heard of this movie? I hadn't until the other day when I was searching ;drive-in movies; on Prime. I looked at the synopsis and it went something like "Something something something something in this lunatic cult classic" or something. The IMDB blurb has this to advertise: "An orphaned …
*Here's a Film Miasma Christmas Cheer Post From the PastTM in honor of this most beautiful season of giving* *Plus I was reading this the other week and liked what I did here* The lovely Imogen Poots returns to me, nicely wrapped up a slinky Christmas outfit and some bangs. This time around, I follow …
A FILM MIASMA RETROSPECTIVE! Will I be able to pull this off? (GUESS WHAT?? I DIDN'T!!) If there's one thing that can be said about Film Miasma is that I can't adhere to deadlines and I'm as fucking slow as they get. In my defense, it's college football season here in the place where I …
Continue reading when it’s time to party we will always party hard: the friday the 13th movies ~
Have you seen this? Are you familiar? I wonder what the readers of this place expect when they come here other than a bunch of nonsense? I really don't want to do big time studio movies although I do watch them for the most part. I take pride in myself for not ever watching those …
I think it's prudent for me to start this one off with a zoom in from the Majestic Crime Board because, while I am a completist - this one about about broke my balls....: This movie is something else. If we thought the acting was bad in the first five of these, HOLY SHIT– it’s …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 6: slumber party massacre 3