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Category: CRAP
the ward (2010)
I’ve always loved Carpenter’s movies - especially Assault on Precinct 13, Escape From New York and Prince of Darkness. Obviously Big Trouble in Little China is one of my favorite movies and The Fog and The Thing are way up there. I also liked In The Mouth of Madness and Vampires for the most part …
becky (2020)
I'm reposting this old thing because I just watched it again so I could be thorough and watched the sequel and we might as well keep things orderly plus we can see how far or worse I've become as a writer since early 2021. SPOILER: I’m not any better now. *** ** THIS POST IS …
from the intern’s table: the culling (2015)
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: WE'VE GIVEN OUR INTERN A TABLE. HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO EAT AT IT. HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP AT IT. IT IS ONLY ALLOWED TO WORK. IT IS ALLOWED NO BREAKS AND IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO SMILE BUT IT HAS A CHANCE TO MAKE THE TEAM HERE.] In this movie, …
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man cuts off another man’s face; wears it while chasing around woman exposing her navel: texas chainsaw massacre (2003)
While I normally spend a few days writing, spellchecking and adding commas to my shitty intros to my crappy posts, I HAVE to get this out of the way now, before I forget I found it or before I forget where I was going with my brains. Here: OK - that's over with. Now I …
the strange color of your body’s tears (2013)
Well. Here we are with this. When I first queued this up to watch at some point in the future of that time in the past when I was queueing up things to watch, this Giallo homage promised a sleek and updated return to the twisty and weirdness of those 70s movies complete with some …
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red riding 1974 (2009)
Have you ever gone to Boredom City? How about Yawn Park? This Is So Uninteresting I Want To Harm Myself Town? I’ve Rarely Seen Anything So Agonizingly Slow Villas? Have you booked a trip to sail away from Port Shitpants Nothing? Always remember to fly the friendly skies on Muscle Atrophy Airlines! ♫♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♪♫ Be sure …
the minus man (1999)
Before we start - I thought I would mention that I'm thinking of tinkering with the titles of my posts, mainly because I think it would be funny. At least in my head and to give a little synopsis before you start reading.... and by that I mean open the thing and see how dumb …
+ 1 (2013)
I think it was - or at least we think - that Thales (Greek guy) (you remember him right) was the first one to ever ask "If you were to meet another you, would you go ahead and just fucking kill your copy or go make out with it like some horny teen version of …
the lobster (2015)
The other day when I was looking for something to watch I came across this thing. I had never seen it and the only thing I knew about it was where I read someone (I honestly don't remember who or when) but (I think) it was someone I like and respect and they (I'm pretty …
eric undead 