Well I guess I’m 50 years late to this party. Huh thanks for the invite. And I say that not out of spite or hurt feelings are really anything because this wasn’t that super like something I’ve been missing out on for 50 years but why wasn’t I invited well I guess no one will …
Continue reading the sentinel (1977): braless woman hurts neck, reads latin!
I think it is only right for me to start this off by saying that - and I willingly accept your growls and harrumphs and psshaws and middle fingers and up yours-s and eat shits and I understand I do I understand - but I really didn’t like Rosemary’s Baby. I thought it was totally …
Continue reading apartment 7a (2024) short woman hurts ankle, does laundry!
Somewhere in the jungles of Los Angeles some primitive land where the indigenous have lived in happiness and peace away from the white slave traders and overlords, a group of cheerful folks with darker skin celebrate what appears to be a wedding. They drink some sort of clear liquid out of a bottle and dance …
Continue reading beyond evil (1980) tanned man refuses hocus pocus!
Normally when I see the Troma skyline come across the beginning of the movie I generally just skip it. They’re not really things I like, such as my indifference to soccer or hockey, life will go on without them. I guess this popped up because of that Fanatic movie I watched with sweaty Joe Spinell …
Smile 2 is upon us in the you don’t have to pay to see it aside from the normal subscriptions you already pay dearly for and this time the smile thing that takes over your body actually beams to you from your tv or tablet or phone or laptop or pedestal and monitor or that …
Well. I’m surprised I’ve never seen this before - this has all the potential epicness of a cheap late 70s slasher with sketchy acting, always and hopefully a middle aged man with an English accent, an Indian burial ground complete with relics, pop top beers and skinny dipping teens that are legal and older than …
Here’s some backstory on how I got myself roped into this. One week I was left on my own to tend to things. On the first night of my five day bachelorness I made some pork chops and sat down to eat them and promptly jacked up the WiFi on the dining room area tv. …
Arcadian. Arcadian… Arcadia. Hmmmm. *Adjusts glasses. *Consults The Eric Undead Record of Things. *Goes for a walk and sits on a park bench admiring nature. *Itches various parts of body. *Returns to desk and takes ink pen in hand. *Transcribes thoughts. Remember when you were a heavy one after another chain smoker lighting new ones …
As we round out the year here at eric undead we figured what better way to celebrate - other than running naked down the street like my third grandma used to say I should do - but instead to watch something I once watched over a decade ago and see if I still liked it …
That's a real word - I looked it up! I don't know if my mind will turn to putting a picture of the lady covered in snails in this post but who ever knows what's going to happen here but there's an extended scene in this one where a lady is covered in snails from …
Continue reading aenigma (1987) – how is your molluscophobia?
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