Woman sees Ed Begley JR eat, lives to tell about it!
Category: AT LEAST THEY TRIED
‘salem’s lot (2024)
Now saving towns from vampires: Eric Undead.
the strangers: chapter 1 (2024)
Woman smokes dope, man rides motorcycle!
dream scenario (2023)
Balding man nuts pants, farts!
the substance (2024): woman emerges from another woman – not a baby, scientists stumped!
I recently had a day off for a holiday and felt like something modern and this had made its way into the cheap rental section on Amazon so, even though everyone said it was as gross as they get, I was curious and wanted to get in on the fun and honestly it wasn’t too …
the sentinel (1977): braless woman hurts neck, reads latin!
Well I guess I’m 50 years late to this party. Huh thanks for the invite. And I say that not out of spite or hurt feelings are really anything because this wasn’t that super like something I’ve been missing out on for 50 years but why wasn’t I invited well I guess no one will …
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apartment 7a (2024) short woman hurts ankle, does laundry!
I think it is only right for me to start this off by saying that - and I willingly accept your growls and harrumphs and psshaws and middle fingers and up yours-s and eat shits and I understand I do I understand - but I really didn’t like Rosemary’s Baby. I thought it was totally …
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beyond evil (1980) tanned man refuses hocus pocus!
Somewhere in the jungles of Los Angeles some primitive land where the indigenous have lived in happiness and peace away from the white slave traders and overlords, a group of cheerful folks with darker skin celebrate what appears to be a wedding. They drink some sort of clear liquid out of a bottle and dance …
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frightmare aka the horror star (1983)
Normally when I see the Troma skyline come across the beginning of the movie I generally just skip it. They’re not really things I like, such as my indifference to soccer or hockey, life will go on without them. I guess this popped up because of that Fanatic movie I watched with sweaty Joe Spinell …
smile 2 (2024)
Smile 2 is upon us in the you don’t have to pay to see it aside from the normal subscriptions you already pay dearly for and this time the smile thing that takes over your body actually beams to you from your tv or tablet or phone or laptop or pedestal and monitor or that …
eric undead 