Woman loses car keys in her own shoe!
Category: AT LEAST THEY TRIED
sinners (2025)
Drunk man shits pants, fights vampires!
don’t go in the woods (1971)
Wrong Turn 1’s flappity old grandpa recalls his youth!
strange darling (2023)
Woman sees Ed Begley JR eat, lives to tell about it!
‘salem’s lot (2024)
Now saving towns from vampires: Eric Undead.
the strangers: chapter 1 (2024)
Woman smokes dope, man rides motorcycle!
dream scenario (2023)
Balding man nuts pants, farts!
the substance (2024): woman emerges from another woman – not a baby, scientists stumped!
I recently had a day off for a holiday and felt like something modern and this had made its way into the cheap rental section on Amazon so, even though everyone said it was as gross as they get, I was curious and wanted to get in on the fun and honestly it wasn’t too …
the sentinel (1977): braless woman hurts neck, reads latin!
Well I guess I’m 50 years late to this party. Huh thanks for the invite. And I say that not out of spite or hurt feelings are really anything because this wasn’t that super like something I’ve been missing out on for 50 years but why wasn’t I invited well I guess no one will …
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apartment 7a (2024) short woman hurts ankle, does laundry!
I think it is only right for me to start this off by saying that - and I willingly accept your growls and harrumphs and psshaws and middle fingers and up yours-s and eat shits and I understand I do I understand - but I really didn’t like Rosemary’s Baby. I thought it was totally …
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