I will always heartily stand by the fact that I don't know shit about shit. Do I know who Brian De Palma is? Of course. Do I care? Not really. I was going to start this off by saying that I've only seen two of his movies but, looking at his list, I guess I've …
This is that movie about the girl who eats things she's not supposed to. I don't mean 'not supposed to' as in spiders or hot coals or yo dog's poopies - it's not animate things and there's a condition for it that I didn't know ever existed but - fuck - I guess there's a …
My involvement into Italian horror isn't really too extensive. Most of the shit I remember are the old Giallo movies that we used to watch to see some skin and a bunch of old zombie movies that I don't remember being any good. I do have a box set of DVDs in the shape of …
{SCRZZZZZACK ZIIICCCCHHH SCRZZZZZK]: BOY DID I GET FUCKING FOOLED BY THE TRAILER ON THIS ONE. {SKKZZZZZZZZCCCCCCCHHHHKKKKK SCRAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK ZZZZXKH] OOF That's an example of my face after watching this thing. A group of Russian - uh - well - some sort of Russian search and rescue squad get dispatched into the woods to find a missing …
Continue reading a double feature: the widow (2020) and sauna (2008)
Let me just go ahead and reel off a couple of quick things about this thing and then you can stop reading or just tell me I'm stupid or do whatever... In all of the things I've watched over the years, I've never seen this until the other day. I tried to give it a …
Hi! I don't normally talk about mainstream / new movie releases for a few reasons.... first - tons of other writers will already have gotten to them and done a MUCH better job than I ever could. B) (I did that on purpose) it's not really my bag or - hmmm - my *ahem* metier …
I realize that poster isn't in my native English but I love the graphic. I also figure I should preface this with a few things - let it be known this really is one of my favorite Carpenter movies. I don't know how well it's known or unknown outside of the people I run around …
I think it's prudent for me to start this one off with a zoom in from the Majestic Crime Board because, while I am a completist - this one about about broke my balls....: This movie is something else. If we thought the acting was bad in the first five of these, HOLY SHIT– it’s …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 6: slumber party massacre 3
I remember a few posts ago (or maybe one) I fully realized aloud that I've seen all of these movies and knew what I was getting into going into this project but, I also remember being a little pissed watching this the first time around. Pissed as in upset that they copied the last movie …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 5: hard to die (sorority house massacre 3)
Today we'll take a quick break from our ongoing look into the arcanum of slumber parties and sorority houses for something newer, be it the right decision or not - which, is probably not as we continue along here at this place. Notice please that the title on this movie poster differs from the title …
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