[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: WE'VE GIVEN OUR INTERN A TABLE. HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO EAT AT IT. HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP AT IT. IT IS ONLY ALLOWED TO WORK. IT IS ALLOWED NO BREAKS AND IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO SMILE BUT IT HAS A CHANCE TO MAKE THE TEAM HERE.] In this movie, …
Continue reading from the intern’s table: the culling (2015)
Last Halloween I took it upon myself to watch a bunch of shitty Halloween themed movies and write about them and somehow I came across something about the legend of this guy called Halloween Jack or something I hated and it was a real chore and I called it an E.A.T.S.H.I.T. movie but I moved …
I suppose I’m obligated to come out and say this in the intro: I never really liked any of these movies honestly. I saw the first one when it came out in the theater and didn’t really care. Same with the second and the the third was lame and then one was in space and …
Here at File Miasma we're always behind on the new things that come out - at lest when it comes to writing about them, not necessarily watching them, not that it makes much difference. By the time I get to them, they're probably old news and no one cares and all of that shit so, …
Hey! Paranormal Activity 2! Hey hey! Hey look! The baby isn't in the mirror in the movie poster! God damn! What's going on there? Everything's going apeshit! MM HMMM MMM HMMMM! Right? Maybe? I guess! Maybe we'll get to the technical aspects of this in a few minutes. I'm having trouble typing this up since …
I wish every movie could be this fun. Really - I’ve - how do I put it? - I’ve come out here and said how I’d make out with a movie here and there if that was something possible because I loved it and all that but I understand boundaries and wouldn’t cross any lines …
Today we present Part 1 of our investigative series into the strange, mystic and often terrifying events surrounding the production of this and other movies with titles that follow the same naming convention - - as well as the SORDID AND OBSCENE BACCHANALIA SURROUNDING THEM!!! OMG! What were you doing in 2007? Were you even …
Continue reading a film miasma expose part one: paranormal activity (2007)
Ahhhhhh. Hmmmmmm. How do we do this one? I don’t like Twitter as much as I used to but it’s good every now and then to hear about things. Granted, 85% of the time it’s someone crying about how they are being mistreated by some form of government- somehow any way all the time every …
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: We here at Film Miasma consider ourselves a real fine, classy and upstanding publication even though we know otherwise, but still. We knew our head (and, regrettably, only) writer filed for a few days off and we knew he was off drinking beer and smoking cigars but we thought he'd be back by …
Well - woah. Aside from my writing, it's hard to imagine how bad something can come to be - especially this movie. I don't really even know how to start this piece so let's try and piece this puzzle together, shall we? This awful thing takes place in and around a bar and hotel in …
Continue reading (the) howling (7): new moon rising (mystery woman) (1995)
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