Well dang, what a load of shite and bollocks and even some arse. I remember when this project started I watched the first one of these and my findings were that it was “fucking terrible” but the second one was slightly better with no French people peeing and minutes upon minutes spent focusing on a …
Last Halloween I took it upon myself to watch a bunch of shitty Halloween themed movies and write about them and somehow I came across something about the legend of this guy called Halloween Jack or something I hated and it was a real chore and I called it an E.A.T.S.H.I.T. movie but I moved …
Well - woah. Aside from my writing, it's hard to imagine how bad something can come to be - especially this movie. I don't really even know how to start this piece so let's try and piece this puzzle together, shall we? This awful thing takes place in and around a bar and hotel in …
Continue reading (the) howling (7): new moon rising (mystery woman) (1995)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSS!!! Boy did I get that picture wrong! I stink! And it's not even in my native English! I double stink! Guess what?? So does the movie in the title of this post! It stunk all the way around! A week or so ago before I started writing this it was the July 4 holiday …
Continue reading movies about possessed people and shit: the seventh day (2021)
I first heard about this motherfucker movie over at my friend Cinema Schminema’s “FIRST FIVE” feature years and years ago… I don't think she checks or updates that site anymore but it's worth a try.... It’s so funny because she couldn’t finish it and a couple of months later I was in the grocery store, …
I think it's prudent for me to start this one off with a zoom in from the Majestic Crime Board because, while I am a completist - this one about about broke my balls....: This movie is something else. If we thought the acting was bad in the first five of these, HOLY SHIT– it’s …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 6: slumber party massacre 3
For today, we'll take a break from our scheduled (Slumber Party) offering and, instead, throw this thing into our rendering pile because: It's a holiday in the country where I live and I've noticed that no one ever really pokes around out here unless they're fucking off at work so: It's likely no one or …
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