How do I start this thing off right? In this thing a guy named Briskett gets lured to this good looking blond's family's house for Christmas dinner. Not surprisingly ----> they plan on eating him! WOO!! YES!! Score! Fuck yeah soldier! Rack em up and let's play again! Gimme some ribs! Air thrust air thrust! …
Given the course of human events, this movie should be something I absolutely love. Bad acting, topless chicks, loads of blood, bottomless chicks, bad acting and a lot of spanking. I feel that I tolerate a lot, as I bear witness on this page, and I can deal with the bad shit, but this movie…. …
Gordon Lightfoot died the other day and it really did make me sad - he was one of my favorite 70s guys I grew up listening to - so I remembered this old thing I wrote once where he makes an appearance and thought I’d repost - for posterity. I think the usual norm for …
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. MM HMM. Yeah baby. Fuck yeah, son. This is my kind of movie. I know some folks expect me to fawn over things with boobs galore - granted, that's deserving praise - and this has none - but this is what I like. Bloody? Yep. Not too serious? Yep. A Finnish dude in the …
eric undead 