Woman makes daiquiris, rakes someone to death!
Woman makes daiquiris, rakes someone to death!
So, here in the THE BOOBS THAT TIME FORGOT division of Film Miasma, we've covered Stepmothers, Sisters in Law, Teachers, Best Friends and even girls turning into Bees. Oh! And Burt Lancasters' boobs! Anyway - here we have one of those Time Immortal tales about the old dude who wants to make it with the …
I watched this thing maybe three days ago and I've been trying to think of ways to talk about it besides: well - if you really want to know look at the very bottom of this post I guess, so I don't spoil things. Since I really can't think of anything smart to say about …
I want to start off by saying that I'm not clever enough or forward thinking enough to have done this really on purpose. I usually watch something and then it takes me at least a couple of weeks to turn something around. I'll have to start it, add to it, end it, re-read it, edit …
Given the course of human events, this movie should be something I absolutely love. Bad acting, topless chicks, loads of blood, bottomless chicks, bad acting and a lot of spanking. I feel that I tolerate a lot, as I bear witness on this page, and I can deal with the bad shit, but this movie…. …