Man finishes! Woman runs away barefoot!
Category: THE BOOBS THAT TIME FORGOT
lady, stay dead (1981) gardner told to pick up rubbish!
Man in tank top humps the beach!
death game (1977)
I'll start this one off by just flat out saying that I hated this movie almost from start to finish so if you like this one, just ignore this and don't block me if you already haven't. I've been blindly trying to weigh this on the scales of which I hated more - this or …
an older man smokes dope! wears a hat! weekend with the babysitter (1970)
I don't know if The Babysitter - that one we covered here recently - was hugely successful or anything, but the same team gets together again for 'weekend'. This doesn't appear to be a sequel, so much, as - what do they call it these days - a reboot the same people getting together to …
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the babysitter (1969)
So, here in the THE BOOBS THAT TIME FORGOT division of Film Miasma, we've covered Stepmothers, Sisters in Law, Teachers, Best Friends and even girls turning into Bees. Oh! And Burt Lancasters' boobs! Anyway - here we have one of those Time Immortal tales about the old dude who wants to make it with the …
best friends (1975)
Recently, I was transferring a bunch of my old collectibles - stop. I'm one of those guys that finds it hard to throw things away. Not trash or garbage or anything, but things that leave an imprint on me or I might leave an imprint on after I'm gone and someone will see it and …
the sister in law (1974)
It feels like it's been a minute since I fired up the old 35MM and looked at some of my old home movies. Oh wait. Uhhhh. No! This came out in '74 - I was only 3! I didn't know anything about lude sex and lude drugs - like 'ludes! And fast cars! Of course. …
the swimmer (1968) (part 2)
Here we are again - back to The Swimmer.The last time I keyed this up I went on about my life and bored everyone to the point of never coming back, then slipped into my smoking jacket, velvet boxer shorts and slippers and went on about the written form of this like I was some …
the teacher (1974)
Yep. Here we go. I mght as well go ahead and get this out of the way - avoid this movie and post if you don't like: murder, sex, the 70s, coffins, saxophones, pop top beers, sliding glass patio doors, snap button shirts and, well, that old school boy fantasy turned into sleazy movie about …
i spit on your corpse (1974)
Also known as Girls For Rent"... "I'll never tell you where the bodies are buried" a beautiful, loosely clad woman whispered into my ear when I told her I I was about to write about this old movie. She smelled like cigarettes and whiskey which has never bothered me one bit and her top didn't …
eric undead 