You will not be saved by the god Plutonium!
You will not be saved by the god Plutonium!
What a beautiful thing, this one here. I read about this a few places here and there and everyone seemed to really like it which doesn't usually transfer over to things I necessarily like but I'll just come out and say that I loved this. I would also like to say that just looking at …
I always find it hard to write. FILED UNDER: I REALLY LOVED THIS MOVIE Well, kind of like David Carradine, that’s no way to go out so let me expand on that a little and apologies to any Carradines or members thereof except for Keith who still owes me money WITH INTEREST YOU SON OF …
“He knows who you are and He knows who you did.” - inscription discovered etched in the plinth of an alabaster representation of Apu Punchau, year unknown. Pious words or a warning for generations to come? Ominous foreboding of the Harbinger of Sorrow? Or are they the words of The One Who Looks Both Ways? …
When I first heard about this thing I had no interest in ever seeing it - from the guy who did La La Land (a movie I would presume I'd hate [because I don't like musicals])) even though I like Vrad Pitt and for the most part Margo Robbie so I never watched it because …
Do you remember that time you were watching that movie and it was going pretty good but it seemed like it might be the daughter of It Follows and maybe it would be some sort of let down in the end but then out of the fucking blue and you never saw that coming and …
I wish every movie could be this fun. Really - I’ve - how do I put it? - I’ve come out here and said how I’d make out with a movie here and there if that was something possible because I loved it and all that but I understand boundaries and wouldn’t cross any lines …
Do any of you remember the days of the past ---> your long term memory - when I've typed shit about living in a small town and how I actually liked it but there are things about the big city that are, indeed, nice or the times I've been happy to watch some small budget …
First off and most importantly - how have I never heard of this thing? I kind of like to pride myself on 70s drive-in sleaze filth 'ploitation etc movies but this was a total surprise. Who was hiding this from me my whole life? And, if you ever identify yourself, I'm mad at you. I …
Aside from holding the golden cup for BEST MOVIE TITLE EVER stenciled in it, this 8 minute movie lived up to its Film Miasma AwardTM and I totally loved it. As it goes, some wimpy kid, in the 70s, had a lip deformity so he hid his face behind a plastic Burt Reynolds mask, complete …
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